Q-riosity & Mental Health

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Hi everyone! This is Kal. If you don’t know me, I am the most awesomest and coolest writer of this blog. I am a 1 year old pug. My main human told me he needed me to write something in an emergency here. My main human tells me that you didn’t send in any questions for his plan today and so here I am. The savior and the hero this blog needs and deserves. I have written here before as well and so has my brother Max. You can read our work on the Dog Blog section. I know I am the superior writer out of all the ones here.

So my human tells me I need to write about q-riosity about mental health. He also told me to add some headings and sub-headings for something he was calling the Ess-C-OO. Weird guy. So I will just write some random words as the heading or something I see apt. My superior intellectual skills shouldn’t be wasted for redundant headings.

Redundant Headline No. 1

Now that we have that out of our way, a human researcher actually carried out a research into the seasonal variations of mental health queries. He found that queries for mental illnesses increase by about 17% in the winters. It was observed in both the dreamland of US and the opposite world of Australia. I actually had a friend in Australia. He was eaten by a Koala Bear. That poor little rattlesnake, I tell you. Koalas are a real menace in the opposite land. May be that is why it is called the opposite land, who knows.

Redundant Headline No. 2

Now of course, this doesn’t lead to a conclusion that seasons affect illnesses but it does give us a correlation. And as we say in the pug world,

“Bhow, Bhow, woof, woof, woooooof.”

Which roughly translates to “correlation does not equal causation.”

I remember when my pal Coco died. I didn’t feel like doing anything at all. I felt so lonely being the only pug in the house. I didn’t know who to share my wisdom with or who to play with. My human then got me a very special toy. It was more responsive than the other toys I had had before. This toy was also kept separately in the night. Slowly, I realized that this toy could actually grow and that it wasn’t a toy but a brother from another mother. My human called him Max, I call him a inferior being.

Conclusion

Well that was all I had about q-riosity and mental health. My human gave me only an hour to write this. How will I ever tell him how much potential he wastes within me? People in general today are slightly leaning more towards knowledge of mental illnesses. People are trying to learn about them. There still are some people who stay away from this issue and the knowledge but I will change their mind with my cuteness.

For now, this superior life form must leave you with this pedigree for the mind.

So long humans,

Your future dictator,

Kal.

(It is not ‘Kal’, the hindi of ‘tomorrow’ but ‘Kal” from ‘Kal-El’, the last son of Krypton. The symbol of hope and the puppy of steel.)

 

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14 Comments

Sunita · April 18, 2018 at 9:22 PM

Kal dear, you have much more potential than you said,ok you were being humble.but your presence,tha t look in your eyes relaxes and gives the feeling of being loved ,you are really a symbol of hope.

Akshata Ram · April 18, 2018 at 11:48 PM

Kal is such a sweetheart , loved this new way of writing for Q- through the eyes of a pug

    knightofsteel · April 19, 2018 at 4:33 AM

    Kal sends his heartfelt licks for this sweet human.

syncwithdeep · April 19, 2018 at 5:23 AM

Loved kal’s perspective.. And I thought you were to write on Questions. But this was too good from a pet.. Q is Quest for Queen of your life.

    knightofsteel · April 20, 2018 at 6:23 AM

    I was going to write on questions but I didn’t receive any so Kal had to take over on an emergency basis. Sincere apologies for the late reply.

      syncwithdeep · April 20, 2018 at 6:36 AM

      But talking to all was pretty too

An@m! · April 19, 2018 at 6:39 AM

haha.. this is so sweet. Loved the narration.

    knightofsteel · April 20, 2018 at 6:21 AM

    Kal would like to thank the fitness lady for the sweet words. He sends two pug hugs for her. He also apologises for the late reply, which comes with an extra, complimentary pug hug.

      An@m! · April 20, 2018 at 6:34 AM

      Hehe.. Fitness lady, thanks for this Kal. I am curious if Kal is also following the workouts ?? 😛

      knightofsteel · April 20, 2018 at 8:03 AM

      Oh no Kal doesn’t do workouts. He either sleeps or runs around his little brother all day. Workouts are only good for humans, real pugs need sleep. 😀

sukrisblog · April 19, 2018 at 10:38 AM

Oh! This was a very sweet way of addressing humans and unusual too.

    knightofsteel · April 20, 2018 at 6:17 AM

    Kal is grateful to the human for her kind words. He also apologises for the late reply.

Anagha Yatin · April 20, 2018 at 11:30 AM

Hey Kal…sorry boss. You had to be bothered because we did not raise the questions regarding the topic to your main human. But I must say, you gave me a lot of information and a tongue in cheek bhow-woof woof moments!

    knightofsteel · April 20, 2018 at 12:20 PM

    Kal is happy to be given a chance to write. My main human is scared of me outshining him and hence keeps me away.

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